hindi ko alam. hehehehe!
here's been my life, in random.
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getting hit on by a man can either be flattering or frightning...but hearing a pick-up line from an old, and i mean dead-skin-falling-everywhere-cant-walk-properly-and-needs-help-to-go-pee-old, man...priceless.
while putting a patient to sleep
me: ok, w*****, you should sleep now, straighten your legs...
walter: you sleep with me? hehehe.
takte lolo, may asim ka pa ha...ansakit mo sa ulo.
same patient. different day. we had a new patient admitted that day, we sat her beside him in the sofa. when i went back to check on them..AKALAIN MONG NAKA-LEAN NA SI LOLA! at si lolo, may i masahe sa braso ni lola. ayos ka talaga lo! hartraaaab!
but wait, there's more. so i took a picture(chaka ko na upload) and showed it to the caretaker, when i went back to sit her up straight, ABA! holding hands na??!?!
this time he saw me, ang lolo, sabay bitaw at nood ng TV na parang walang nangyayari, tapos biglang umalis sa pagkakasandal at hinayaan si lola na dumausdos sa kanyang likuran. snobbish pa kunwari. gusto kong sabihin,
lo, dont worry, di ako selosa.
hahahahahaha! akalain mo lang may lovelife parin sa care home.. sosyaaaal...
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you know you're considered a regular at a bar when..
1. the bouncer doesn't even ask for your ID anymore, you just smile and he lets you walk right in.
2. the moment you sit on the bar, the bartenders greet you and knows that you're leaving your bill OPEN.
3. you have a new drink the bartender made for you and your friend...
4. you never get an empty glass. they ask you if you want another just before your last sip while others, well they'll have to wait to get theirs.
haha. alcoholic kasi. well, it has its perks. :)
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sa mga mapapadpad sa honolulu, try the hotdog outside moose's, the garlic-sauce-and-cheese-sauce-hotdog-topped-with-bacon is THE BOMB! im not a hotdog in bun girl, pero, shiyet, this,, panalo.. Drop by around 12mn, and he'll be there. dont forget to give the nice guy a tip. who knows, he might give you an extra load of cheese :D
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i tried if i can chronicle my life thru cam phone photos, one for each day.(yung parang sa flickr) shempre hindi ko sya na-araw-araw. pero napansin ko lang, kalahati ng photos ko..yung kumakain ako.
sa taco bell. sa starbucks. yung bread and cream cheese dito sa trabaho. mcgriddle sa mcdo (shiyet, mcgriddle is the best! bakit wala sa pinas nun..ansaraaaaaap). nun kumain ako ng octopus tentacles.
just goes to show, malaking porsyento ng buhay ko, ginugugol ko kundi sa paginom, sa pagkain. hahaha!
bakit ba, naggygym naman ako. nyaaaahahahaha!
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photos to follow. sana makabili na ko ng laptop ko by the end of this month. nangangati na palad ko. kulang ang buhay kung walang photoshop... di ko ma-tanggal mga bilbil ko. hahahahahahahahaha!
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parang na-iimmune na ko onti-onti sa mga allergies ko. palagay ko lang ha. baka dahil sa hangin dito. pero di ko parin tinatry kumain ng mga bawal kahit takam na takam na ko. ang mahal magpa-ER pala dito, ginto. eh wala naman akong medical insurance.
kaya sabi ko kung atakihin ako ng asthma o magkasakit man ako, kahit anong mangyari wag akong ipapa-ospital. pausukan nalang ako ng dahon ng bayabas at tapalan ng malunggay. keri na yan.
(apparently, ang batayan para malaman kung pinoy ang may-ari ng bahay dito sa hawaii: 1. kulay pink yung bahay. or something just as striking. 2. may malunggay sa likod bahay. ayos)
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life is hard, but i couldn't be any happier. sana magtuloy tuloy lang to.
have i ever told you i love you?
no.
i do.
still?
always.
- Indecent Proposal.
tangina.
