one good thing about living on an island is that the beach is never too far away.
the bad thing is the day after visiting one... when you feel like a walking heater, and you're pussy-f*ckin-red.. then the day after that you cant even scrub your back with a loofa because it stings.
gahaman kasi sa araw eh. AYAN!
but it was a lot of fun, hangin out at the beach, just reading a book while toasting, or lounging at my duyan with dwighty taking me away from all the people, (talagang dinala ko ang coron duyan, ganun talaga!), taking photos of random things, or eating bbq'd everything. yumm yumm.. and the best part was.. ang sexy ko! hahahahahaha! i mean compared to the people there sporting bikinis, anlakas bigla ng loob ko. gusto kong magpaulan ng kapeeeee hahahahaha! (altho still didn't take off my shorts, swerte naman nila. hahaha!)
was supposed to try surfing but i chickened out because the waves were rough. i mean, i was boogie-boarding for a few minutes and my upper abdomen started to hurt and a day after i had bboard rashes. pakshet.
was looking from the shore at all the other surfers, they made it look so easy! but i promise to try it when the waves are not that rough and there are less people (we went during a holiday so more ang fefels) cause im afraid that since i dont know how to steer i might kill someone. hehehehehe!
anyway, im darker now and the stinging subsided, but the fun of going to the beach...that heart stopping feeling whenever i see the ocean, its still so intact, i feel like i pee each time i see water.
well no, not really. i just get really really excited! hehehehe!
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never in my life have i ever thought about being waxed on any part of my body. just watching people go through it makes me flinch and hide in terror. i mean why, for the love of God, would you have someone put hot wax on your skin, cover it with a strip of paper, then have it pulled like your life depended on it. its torture! takte!
but a few days ago, my friend had a brilliant idea.
she knew, wala akong ka-feelings feelings sa ichura ko. i mean who cares? di ako nagsusuklay, hindi ako nagaayos,, washevur diba.
but when i accompanied them to have their nails done (uhmm,,sorry, wala ren akong feelings for my nails, so dedma, sila enjoy, ako bas lang ng magazine) i didn't know i'd be in so much pain.
yes, they had me wax my eyebrows. to make it more neat. huh?
so yeah, it took 3mins for a vietnamese woman to cause me so much pain i couldn't even see properly afterwards. i thought love was the only thing that can do that to you (weeeew may ganung kabig diba san ka?)
anyway, walked around like a crazy gorilla (but with "neater" eyebrows) coz my forehead and brows started to swell, which made it even more harder to see. it's like my eyes when i try to open it to stop the alarm in the morning.
stupid vanity. curse fashion. why should it be this hard and painful? one time na to,dedma na kung tumubo, pero naisip isip ko at least masasabi ko, i've been waxed. hahahah! anlabo!
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SINO?! sino pa sa mundong ito? ang matataga ang sariling daliri habang nag hihiwa ng tinapay??
sabihin nyo saken..SIIIINNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
mashado akong natatangahan sa sarili ko. tinapay yun eh, ni walang effort. pero hindi, ako paren ang duguan sa huli.
sabi nga ng boss ko dati...
TANGA!
