Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, a social retard, or ugly as a putrid bum, there is at least one person in your multiply network that has a crush on, wants to date you, wants to sleep with you or simply just wants to kiss you. So... let's play "No Guts, No Glory!"
The rules are simple.
1. If you want to date the person who posted this, send a Personal Message, not a reply to this post, saying "Coffee?"
2. If you have a crush on the person who posted this, send a Personal Message saying"You're hot!"
3. If you just want to sleep with them & stay friends, send them a message that says "Nice shoes!"
4. If you simply just want to kiss the person who posted this, send a Personal Message saying, "I do!"
SCARED?
The only rule is that, you must not make anyone who sends you a personal message feel stupid for feeling that way about you. Acknowledge. Say thank you. Move on.
IF YOU'VE READ THIS, YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies.
SO... re-post this as "No Guts, No Glory", as it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, or single.
You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery!
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i dont normally do this, pero sige ngaaaaaa..wala akong magawa e, tinatamad pa ko mag upload ng pix eh. hahahahaha!
no guts, no glory! GO! woot wooooot! hahahaha! pini-pimp ang sarili ampoots. nyahahahahahahahhahahahahha!
one good thing about living on an island is that the beach is never too far away.
the bad thing is the day after visiting one... when you feel like a walking heater, and you're pussy-f*ckin-red.. then the day after that you cant even scrub your back with a loofa because it stings.
gahaman kasi sa araw eh. AYAN!
but it was a lot of fun, hangin out at the beach, just reading a book while toasting, or lounging at my duyan with dwighty taking me away from all the people, (talagang dinala ko ang coron duyan, ganun talaga!), taking photos of random things, or eating bbq'd everything. yumm yumm.. and the best part was.. ang sexy ko! hahahahahaha! i mean compared to the people there sporting bikinis, anlakas bigla ng loob ko. gusto kong magpaulan ng kapeeeee hahahahaha! (altho still didn't take off my shorts, swerte naman nila. hahaha!)
was supposed to try surfing but i chickened out because the waves were rough. i mean, i was boogie-boarding for a few minutes and my upper abdomen started to hurt and a day after i had bboard rashes. pakshet.
was looking from the shore at all the other surfers, they made it look so easy! but i promise to try it when the waves are not that rough and there are less people (we went during a holiday so more ang fefels) cause im afraid that since i dont know how to steer i might kill someone. hehehehehe!
anyway, im darker now and the stinging subsided, but the fun of going to the beach...that heart stopping feeling whenever i see the ocean, its still so intact, i feel like i pee each time i see water.
well no, not really. i just get really really excited! hehehehe!
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never in my life have i ever thought about being waxed on any part of my body. just watching people go through it makes me flinch and hide in terror. i mean why, for the love of God, would you have someone put hot wax on your skin, cover it with a strip of paper, then have it pulled like your life depended on it. its torture! takte!
but a few days ago, my friend had a brilliant idea.
she knew, wala akong ka-feelings feelings sa ichura ko. i mean who cares? di ako nagsusuklay, hindi ako nagaayos,, washevur diba.
but when i accompanied them to have their nails done (uhmm,,sorry, wala ren akong feelings for my nails, so dedma, sila enjoy, ako bas lang ng magazine) i didn't know i'd be in so much pain.
yes, they had me wax my eyebrows. to make it more neat. huh?
so yeah, it took 3mins for a vietnamese woman to cause me so much pain i couldn't even see properly afterwards. i thought love was the only thing that can do that to you (weeeew may ganung kabig diba san ka?)
anyway, walked around like a crazy gorilla (but with "neater" eyebrows) coz my forehead and brows started to swell, which made it even more harder to see. it's like my eyes when i try to open it to stop the alarm in the morning.
stupid vanity. curse fashion. why should it be this hard and painful? one time na to,dedma na kung tumubo, pero naisip isip ko at least masasabi ko, i've been waxed. hahahah! anlabo!
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SINO?! sino pa sa mundong ito? ang matataga ang sariling daliri habang nag hihiwa ng tinapay??
sabihin nyo saken..SIIIINNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
mashado akong natatangahan sa sarili ko. tinapay yun eh, ni walang effort. pero hindi, ako paren ang duguan sa huli.
sabi nga ng boss ko dati...
TANGA!
ANAKNGTINOLA!! now this,,THIS! sh*t i don't even have a word for it. hahahaha!
meet the very hot, dugyot Cristiano Ronaldo.
dismasbilab
hahahahahaha! Can you all let Portugal win always so we get to see more of this? hahahaha! manyak na manyak amputs. come on! you know i hart dugyots. hehehehe!
photos from http://perezhilton.com
surprise! surprise!
yes, my friend managed to convince me to wear heels, and not just any kind of heels, a killer 3inch high heels. i felt like an old lady walking around waikiki in those nose-bleeders. but it was a fun night out.
that afternoon we went to the beach too, they took me to the secret place, a side of the beach where there are hardly any people, and have a nice view too. so there i was, playing with derek and dewey, laban kung laban sa 2pc (altho nakashorts paren ako), and just relaxing.
after that they took me to a store and bought me a whole outfit ( i had no say whatsoever on what i would be wearing, thus the killer heels) and went to waikiki to drink that night. had a hard time going inside one of the clubs, they dont recognize phil IDs so i had to take out my friggin passport. nakakahiya kaya! hahahahaha!
transfered to an irish pub across the street. i liked it more there. just hang out, no pretentious high pitched b*tches, batting their eyelashes at every guy who walks by. stupid girl. (im so sorry, she was seated next to us and my friend overheard what she told his friend. racist b*tch. she's not pretty anyway, just thin as a stick, that's all.anyway!)
i know, you might ask, why wait for day 3 before going to the beach? and the bars? well, its my monthly thing, i think it overheard us talking about going to the beach, got over excited, and tada! im in pain again. bv. but its done now, thank god.
today, im planning to pedal my way to another beach, they say you can take the bike with you in the bus. i know now which bus would pass near my friends house, and it goes all the way downtown so if both roni and seth are working, i might go and have a solo adventure downtown. hahaha! alavet!
anyway, i really should start saving up for a laptop, they say there's a big sale on july 4th, so im looking forward to that. hope i can get a job before then, any job would do, just as long as it would help me save and all. hehehehe! then when i have my own laptop, im gonna start doing my thing, hopefully it would help me earn more. :)
sana. :)
p.s.
hope everyone is enjoying the cruise. pictures ha? :)
So how did it go? let me do a recap.
when my family dropped me off at the airport, said our short goodbyes (we're not really a very affectionate family, maybe that's why i never was comfortable with intimacy) went in for the first set of bag xrays.
tangina ambigat ng bag ko. but other than that, it went fine.
then when it came to the baggage check in, i didn't realize there was a mini-interview setup before you can proceed. "what's the purpose of your stay there? who are you staying with? for how long?"
uhmm, ok wasn't ready for that, but i think i did fine.
went to the counter, i asked if it was ok to hand-carry my tripod and snorkle set. the man from behind the counter called his boss. apparently, i can't bring my tripod with me, baka daw manghampas ako. shiyet.
we tried putting it inside my bag, uhmmm, mahaba mashado.
so we decided to tape it to my traveling bag. and since they asked to unlock the luggage (for some reason, they had everything unlocked, pero in fairness, everything is intact.) used the locks to secure the tripod. (coz that's worth more than my clothes. hehe)
anyway. went to immigration. another guy. asked me where im staying, told him im staying with an aunt. he asked what creative officer meant. i had to do a little explain. i think he got amused my me, explaining quite animatedly, with my chin barely seen at the window. haha! anyway, got in fine.
before entering the gates, another ambush interview. another guy. asked me where im going. im not sure whether he was asking about my destination or the gate i need to be, so i answered both. he checked my passport and gestured for me to go on.
before entering the waiting area, had to do another run of bagagge check, xray and all, had to take off my shoes again. anyway, since there was no line it went on smoothly. so there i was at a little after 5, waiting for a 6pm boarding.
once in the plane, i was seated beside an american, he must be in his 30s. anyway, he started to talk to me about his trip in the phils. how he met with his gf, how he got lost on his way to caloocan from makati. for a while, it was ok, but as the story go longer and longer, i thought, oh god? will i get to sleep or will this guy talk for the whole 10 hours?
good thing there where alot of empty seats, the flight attendant announced that we can spread out to make the flight more comfortable.i told him i wanted to move to a window seat. ehehe! but i dont think he took it the wrong way.
so yeah, i slept the whole way, well except for the first hour, coz you know,im kinda hungry, soi waited for them to serve dinner. after that i took the capsule ms johny gave me to help me sleep (thaanks so much ms johny!) and woke up a few minutes before we started our decend. just in time for breakfast. hahahaha!
anyway, this was the part that i was fearing the most. the infamous immigration. i tried to contact my mom's friend, checking if they arrived already since their flight from manila got delayed.
so we rode the wiki wiki (hehe, astig, pero shuttle lang sya actually) to the main airport bldg. when we got the immigration, it was practically empty. so i was in a sort of panic.
where are they?
asked a lady whther korean air has already arrived, she told me all korean air flights were done, and directed me to one of the booths. tried to text through my phone, but another lady said that was not allowed. yikes!
this is it, its now or never! i thought. if they question me too much, im gonna pinch myself and cry. hahahahaha!
as i was approaching the booths, one male officer called me towards his booth. i was thinking, please, please, please let this be an omen. men had been good to me the whole time, please let him be the same!
so i gave him all my papers, he gave back my ticket, checked my form and passport, did some writing, and i was there, sweating like a pig in a fully airconditioned room, waiting for the interogation to start.
"who lives here" he said, pointing at the address i indicated on my form.
"my aunt" i said, waiting for a followup question.
*kplank* *kplank*
"your right finger on the red scensor..then your right"
i obliged, waiting for the long interview.
then...
he just gave me my passport back. just like that.
i wanted to ask, is there any other question you'd like to ask me? but i decided to just...stare?hahaha, i counted like 3 counts inside my head, then i decided, that's really it. im in!
and i checked my passport.
Dec 2, 2008
this. is. my. day. :)
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so after the drama inside my head, met up with my friend, settled in. he took me to the mall, which was small compared to the ones back home. then took me to a grocery to buy some stuff. then we went back, drank a little, then went to walmart (ye! im a walmart virgin no more! hahahaha!) got myself a polarizer and UV filter for $20 (not bad right for 2 filters) and an under water cam for another $11. nyehehehehe!
gotta say, had a nice day one. tomorrow, we're going to the beach. and im gonna leave pebbles on our tracks coz my friend says that we can just take a bike to go there, and the public library, and the store, and the park...oh yeaaaaah!!
sinong excited? hahahahahaha!
